| Helpful satirical article filled with tips for black | | | | 3. |
| mothers who claim " I don't need a man" to raise | | | | Talk badly about the boys father every chance |
| their sons to be the best thug they can be. | | | | you get. As a matter of fact talk badly about all |
| 5 easy steps to producing a menace to society | | | | men. Just forget that one day this boy will grow |
| Hi everyone I'm sure many single mothers just | | | | up to be a man. |
| can't figure out how to raise a future thug who | | | | 4. |
| just might kill his grandmother. Well worry no | | | | Baby him and always take his side and blame |
| longer here are 5 easy steps to ensure your little | | | | others no matter what he does. Yes this may |
| baby boy will go to prison as soon as he is old | | | | very well make you an enabler but your baby will |
| enough. | | | | love you. |
| 1. | | | | 5. |
| Allow him no where near his father whether dad | | | | This is the most important step because it will |
| pays child support or not. This could lead to some | | | | destroy what little self worth the boy has left. Tell |
| type of male presence the boy can relate to. This | | | | him he is "JUST LIKE HIS FATHER" and watch his |
| is very bad for a future thug as he might get a | | | | little heart break. That's right now he knows he is |
| hint as to what a man is. | | | | like the man you have bad mouthed since he was |
| 2. | | | | born and that he too will be nothing. Good job |
| This step is very important. Teach him your idea | | | | mom. |
| of what a man is. This way he will have no idea | | | | Now if you follow these steps you should have a |
| how to act around other boys and will be picked | | | | little thug on your hands in no time. No thanks are |
| on. This pent up rage will be very useful for | | | | needed, watching these boys fill prisons and not |
| committing future crimes. | | | | colleges is thanks enough for me. |