Some of you may be wondering what exactly happened to the whole “Projct Black Book” thing. I will tell you exactly what happened. The book made it to Royal Oak, Michigan successfully where it was then sent on to the Netherlands. The guy received it and then proceeded to not do anything with it for about 6 or 7 weeks. I mailed him and he made up some excuse about “I’m busy,” blah blah blah. Said he’d mail it. Haven’t heard anything since.

There’s $15 down the motherfucking tubes. I am not happy about this.

For lunch I had two eggrolls, half a slice of pumpkin pie and 2 chocolate chip cookies. Very healthy.

I’m starting to gain weight thanks to creatine. Well, creatine and pigging out at Thanksgiving.

My wife’s uncle and sister are up here for the holiday. They both live in Southern California; her uncle in LA and her sister in Santa Barbara. They are staying at our place until they are due to leave (Sunday) because we are such gracious hosts.

Oh yeah, I got another check in the mail from the “Adult Site” people. About 50 bucks for revenue sharing. Cha-ching!!!

Against my better judgement I will keep this blog up

This morning I had cereal for breakfast - Honeynut Cheerios. I like the Honeynut variety better than plan ol’ Cheerios because you don’t need to add any sugar to make them sweeter.

When I was younger my favorite thing about Cheerios (I usually had the plan variety) was spooning the sugar from the bottom of the bowl afer I ate all of the cereal and drank the milk. Yummm, tasty.

Cereal Box Archive - where I got the above picture from

Cereality - Some “cereal bar”. I’ve heard about this before.

Topher’s Breakfast Cereal Character Guide - Very nice archive of Cereal box characters.

Last week at work I received a promotion and a pay raise. In six months I get another review with my manager and if I meet my production quota I get another 5%. Oh yes, they have us on production quotas. I actually like that though.

At my previous employ there were no quotas. There were various excuses made as to why there were no quotas but none of them made sense. The fact that we even had jobs made no sense. I worked for a technology company that was employing hundreds of people to perform a manual process that they had not gotten around to making a computerized process. It made absolutely no sense.

Now I work at a place where theoretically we could be replaced by machines but we won’t be in the near future because the company actually values having humans perform the process. Lucky me.

My high was 496 mph. Vickie got 504mph.

Spank the Booty

This one has better quality! And new music…

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Summary: College Football (South Carolina, Florida, USC, Texas), Top Free agents for the 2005-2006 MLB offseason, Eddie Guerrero (WWE superstar) dies

Intro Music: Processor - Technojorgen
Exit Music: Yesterday - Wicked Allstars
Break Music: Ting - Mr Gelatine

Artist’s music available for purchase @ Magnatune.com

From Craigslist: Let us all be perfect ladies in an elite group together - w4ww - 23

Hi Ladies.

I am looking to form an elite clique. I want a group dedicated to the pursuit of perfection and personal happiness. This means that women that want to be thin, beautiful, look young, and achieve career sucess. I will not accept any losers. If you want to make your life better and be beautiful and as perfect as you possibly can be, then this is a group for you. You must be willing to do what it takes to be in this group and attain perfection. If you are fat, you must work hard to lose weight. And I have high standards in the weight department. For example, I am 5′7″ tall. The weight range for me would be 110-125 lbs. That is slender and perfect. I want to better my self by going to school to get a good career. I expect myself to marry a good man that I think is perfect as well. There are very high standards, and it is not a group for the weak. There will be criticism, but also support. Constructive criticism is allowed, but back stabbing is not. We will shop together, go out dancing together, work out together, make plans for plastic surgery together, and diet together.

Ugly women who do not seek to make themselves superficially beautiful are not welcomed. Women with bad additudes that do not plan to sweeten their attitude are unwelcomed. Lazy women with no career goals and ambitions are unwelcomed. If you smoke, drink excessively, or even drink beer, or do drugs, or do any behaivor that would label you as masculine, you are not welcomed. Feminazis, man haters, and bra burners are all unwelcomed. Unintelligent women, or women with more than one child are not welcomed. I prefer unmarried young girls from 20-20 to join my group. One child is okay, but drama is not.

Join me in my journey to perfection. With open arms, let me be your friend, and let us all be beautiful, goal oriented, slender, feminine, and have a fabulous life together!

P.S.: Please download yahoo chat so that we may get our own chat room organized

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Summary: NFL coming to Los Angeles, Mike Tyson, Michael Jackson, John Terry

Intro Music: Fired up for action - Electric Frankenstein
Exit Music: New Rage - Electric Frankenstein
Break Music: Apartment a - Emma’s Mini

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Summary: Sacramento Kings, Detroit Pistons, San Francisco Giants, Oakland A’s, Dwight Gooden, Daryl Strawberry, Ugeuth Urbina, Huston Street, Ryan Howard, Crack Smoking Tennis Players

Intro Music: Fired up for action - Electric Frankenstein
Exit Music: New Rage - Electric Frankenstein
Break Music: Apartment a - Emma’s Mini

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Renamed to “The Black Glenn Show”

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Summary: Talking about Terrell Owens’ suspension, lesbian cheerleaders in Carolina, Pete Rose Jr being suspended on drug charges and that lady from Colorado who is auctioning herself along with her house.

Intro Music: Fired up for action - Electric Frankenstein
Exit Music: New Rage - Electric Frankenstein
Break Music: Apartment a - Emma’s Mini

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Summary: My review of “Elizabethtown” starring Orlando Bloom & Kirsent Dunst, plus a mini-rant about a college football team’s chances against a bad NFL team.

Intro Music: Drop Trio - Wreck of the Zephyr
Exit Music: Emma’s Mini - Apartment A

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I don’t think I’m going to keep the “link blog” style format on this blog anymore. It takes too much time, I have a full-time job and quite frankly I don’t want to do it anymore . The spike in traffic was nice though Never did quite understand how that happened. One day I was getting 70 hits a day. Then all of a sudden I started getting over 200. So I decided to try and turn this into a link blog to try and capitalize on all of the traffic. Heh, “all of”. Boing Boing laughs a hearty laugh at my 200 hits a day haha.

We still have the glue traps set for any straggling mice that we had not caught. We’ve only caught that one so far and I think it’s the only one, but better to keep the traps out.

I’m going to go back and play video games now.

I’m outside on my balcony right now. Two weeks ago when Vickie and I got married I “jokingly” told my bro-in-law that I wanted to borrow his BB gun to cap some pigeons. He said that would be cool. I forgot to take the guns with me. As I’m looking across the way at a pigeon perched on top of the building adjacent to us I wish I had a better memory. Oh wait! Now I see two.

There’s many problems associated with shooting a BB gun around here. Most importantly I think that it’s illegal. Second I have to figure out how powerful this gun is, because even though I’m a pretty good shot on video games I don’t tink I’d be 100% accurate in real life. Where will the BB go when it lands. Well, on the other side of the building where this bird is now perched there is a parking lot. Can you say misdemeanor property damage? I can.

To describe my surroundings currently out here on the balcony. I am sitting in a white plastic patio chair facing due south. The sun is low on the horizon to my right. To my left is the top of our neighbor’s building (we live in a converted condo that used to be an apartment building and we’re on the 3rd floor while our neighbors only have two floors) where the aforementioned bird is perched. To my rear is the living room window. To the front is more buildings and far in the background is a shopping center complete with a Safeway, Blockbuster video, credit union, blah blah blah.

Here on the patio are two plants to my right, a barbeque pit right in front of me, a bicycle, about 7 plant pots and some other crap. The chair that I’m sitting in smells kind of funny. I don’t know how to describe it.

Ealier today I watched the 49ers get the shit kicked out of them. I believe the final score was something like 52 - 17, so they scored 10 points after I stopped watching. When I look at Alex Smith (the 49ers rookie QB) I see Heath Shuler part 2. He is going to fucking suck. Mark my words.

There’s a new pigeon on the building next to us. I want to shoot it.

DSCN0519
Originally uploaded by retuta.

this is nasty on so many levels

Africasians 1, Mice 0
Originally uploaded by Big Yank Bullock.

I love glue traps!

About 2 months ago we noticed that we had a mouse problem. Our condo was built about 3 years ago on a field inhabited by mice. Just like poltergeists will invade your house if you build on an Indian burial ground, if you build on top of a mouse’s den they will come in your house.

Their entry point was the gap between the wall and the pipe leading up to the sink in the bathroom adjacent to our bedroom. We noticed mouse droppings (mice are just so goddamn stupid, can’t they hide their trail better?) and a bag of Vick’s cough drops that had been shredded. At least the mice’s cough was cured if they were sick.

We thought that removing the cough drops would solve the problem. We were wrong.

Before we left we bought a can of that expanding insulating foam to seal their entry point. We never did get around to spraying it.

My in-laws are our current houseguests (they’re nice, I like them ) and while we were gone they noticed that the vermin had expanded their base of operations to the kitchen cabinets. How they got there, I don’t know. Probably the same way they got into the bathroom.

This morning I come out to pour myself a bowl of cereal. I go to sit on the couch to watch the news and remember that I want to check out something on the Internet, so I go to grab my laptop. As I go to grab it I see a mouse shoot from the corner near the sliding glass door and behind a chair in another corner. “Oh shit!” I scream. Vickie asks me what’s the problem. I told her I saw the mouse. My in-laws both get up to see what the commotion is (this is 6:30 in the morning mind you). Then the bastard runs behind the refrigerator. It’s brown, maybe 4 inches long. I’ve seen his kind in the open field next to our condo complex.

My in-laws then decided that they’re going to flush the mouse out from behind the refrigerator with a long stick. What they plan to do with the mouse after they flush it nobody knew, because no one had a bag or a pot or anything to trap it, just this skinny ass 18 inch stick.

So my father-in-law starts swiping underneath the fridge, down on his belly. Both he and his wife are down there trying to see where the mouse is. Moments later in my peripheral vision I see the mouse do it’s best Jesse Owens impersonation and LEAP from the top of the fridge. Of course my in-laws were not expecting the mouse to launch an aerial assault and my mother-in-law promptly screams her head off and scurries out of the way of the mouse who now runs underneath the stove.

Undeterred my father-in-law pokes under the stove and the mouse runs across the floor and into the 1/4 inch gap between the wall and the dishwasher. He plugs the hole with a folded up paper bag and we leave it. I have no idea if the mouse is still there or if it got free. We’ll find out.

I spent some time at work trying to figure out how to rid myself of this mouse. I wanted the trap that electrocutes the mouse when it walks into this box in search of the food that you bait the trap with. Alas, Wal-Mart or Home Depot did not have it. Instead I bought the plug-in Ultrasonic wave emitters that supposedly screw with the mouse’s nervous system plus 4 glue traps from Wal-Mart for good measure.

I believe in the death penalty for house vermin. This mouse will get no chance at redemption.

Okay, so fucking shoot me. I didn’t post any Honeymoon pics from Hawai’i. Why? Because the Internet service was not COMPLIMENTARY. As in, they wanted cash money for me to access the internet. Fuck that. If I would have built a laptop compatible cantenna b4 I left I could have tapped into some of the wireless networks in the surrounding apartment complexes that I detected. I just wasn’t able to connect to them because the signal was too weak. Poo poo.

Today we (Vickie & I) leave for Hawai’i for our Honeymoon. We’re bringing our laptop and the Hotel we’re staying at has wireless internet access so I will be updating my Flickr Page while we’re there.

My Addiction
Originally uploaded by President of the plastic models club.

Trio
Originally uploaded by Electric3055.