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From Craigslist: Let us all be perfect ladies in an elite group together - w4ww - 23

Hi Ladies.

I am looking to form an elite clique. I want a group dedicated to the pursuit of perfection and personal happiness. This means that women that want to be thin, beautiful, look young, and achieve career sucess. I will not accept any losers. If you want to make your life better and be beautiful and as perfect as you possibly can be, then this is a group for you. You must be willing to do what it takes to be in this group and attain perfection. If you are fat, you must work hard to lose weight. And I have high standards in the weight department. For example, I am 5′7″ tall. The weight range for me would be 110-125 lbs. That is slender and perfect. I want to better my self by going to school to get a good career. I expect myself to marry a good man that I think is perfect as well. There are very high standards, and it is not a group for the weak. There will be criticism, but also support. Constructive criticism is allowed, but back stabbing is not. We will shop together, go out dancing together, work out together, make plans for plastic surgery together, and diet together.

Ugly women who do not seek to make themselves superficially beautiful are not welcomed. Women with bad additudes that do not plan to sweeten their attitude are unwelcomed. Lazy women with no career goals and ambitions are unwelcomed. If you smoke, drink excessively, or even drink beer, or do drugs, or do any behaivor that would label you as masculine, you are not welcomed. Feminazis, man haters, and bra burners are all unwelcomed. Unintelligent women, or women with more than one child are not welcomed. I prefer unmarried young girls from 20-20 to join my group. One child is okay, but drama is not.

Join me in my journey to perfection. With open arms, let me be your friend, and let us all be beautiful, goal oriented, slender, feminine, and have a fabulous life together!

P.S.: Please download yahoo chat so that we may get our own chat room organized

After I included the link @ the bottom of every post including my email address asking for links, etc., I got an email from someone who I believe is the seller in the eBay auction that he sent me a link to. Although I suppose I thought I would be helping him sell his item with no compensation, I really don’t think so after reading the entire item description.

This Is A Once In A Lifetime Auction!!! 2 actual pieces of “The Holy Grail”. These are 2 actual pieces from The NANTEOS CUP, brought to my family in the early 1800’s.

The Nanteos Cup is the supposed Cup Of Christ. It is the cup used at The Last Supper of Christ and was the cup “The Blood of Christ” was held in during his last hours.

This Incredible Artifact was given to my ancestors in the early 1800 from a settler first coming to America. It was given to us during his last days upon his death bed (as the family story goes), as thanks for all the help my Great Great Great Grandmother gave him regarding spiritual matters and aid given to him when coming to America. Please see my family history in my “About Me” files found by clicking on the “me” near my feedback.

Do you see what I’m talking about?

Dude, what the fuck yo? I was reading that thread that Big Yank put up @ J-Walk’s blog and shit is getting heated man! You would think he told some of those people that their he slept with their moms or something yo! haha!

Anyway, because I had such a good time reading BYB’s argument I went and looked for something to back his claim that tipping is indeed a stupid practice. I have to link to the Google cached version because the main site is not working. Tipping is plain stupid

TIPPING IS PLAIN STUPID!
BOTTOM LINE:
So why do we allow this scam, in the form/system of “tipping,” to go on by our participation in this practice? Easy! Mainly because of the massive social pressure on us to do so.

Also, there is the vanity aspect–we ourselves, love to tip– “put on the dog,” as they say –by impressing ourselves and others in our demonstarted generosity and ability to reward, handsomely, those “underlings” –yes, perceived underlings, if you care to be honest with yourself about it–even though said underlings may easily be pocketing higher wages than you yourself and for less effort…

Recently, I chanced to post some of my thoughts on the above to an Internet bulletin board, and was lambasted unmercifully as a tightwad, flake, and just plain mean-spirited, (where have I heard that b4?) etc. And then, yet another!

Some of these irate responses came from enraged waiters, waitresses, etc. (excuse me, “SERVERS”) who felt that they were entitled to tips, since their employers paid them below minimum wage and they needed the tips. I’m not sure that is even so and/or legal.

Others stated that they certainly would not take another job at higher pay and have to pay taxes on that pay, ending up w/less in their pockets; whereas otherwise they did not report their total tips, etc. Hmmm…

ZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP! Woman gets tazered video

Thanks leenks.com

Apparently wallet rapists Cingular & Apple are teaming up to bring us all a phone with iTunes on it. Yippe (/sarcasm).

Ooh yeah. Another blog CMS system. roll eyes Joomla!

Joomla! is one of the most powerful Open Source Content Management Systems on the planet. It is used all over the world for everything from simple websites to complex corporate applications. Joomla! is easy to install, simple to manage, and reliable.

Yes, but does you CMS system take 10 years to update like Movable Type? Because if it does then you need to start looking for another job…

Protrade is another version of the now famously popular fantasy-style games. You buy shares of a player and based on their performance their stock goes up or down and you receive “dividends”. Interesting idea, but it doesn’t launch until the middle of September Doesn’t the NFL kick off this weekend???

(Link from Oddjack)

We love Jocelyn - she wanted cat’s eyes and got them!
Originally uploaded by asteri design.

A story about a guy being mistaken for a robot on IM.

My groupies loved it. The more celebrity balogna I manufactured, the more they ate it, and the more they loved me.

sexybumkin123: hey.. so you’re famous right?
jmstriegel: Who me? I’m a movie star.
jmstriegel: Shit, I gotta go.
jmstriegel: My limo just arrived and Paris wants her damned sidekick back.
sexybumkin123: Oh my god. Come back!
sexybumkin123: I love you!!!!

Someone got the idea to use Google Maps as a tool to distribute info on sites affected by Hurricane Katrina.

I found this backlink checker website and I have to say that it’s not very good. I don’t even know why I’m posting it shrug. It’s faster than Technorati though, believe you me!

Although it did reacquaint me with a blog comment I made 2 whole years ago at Cruft Box. Nice little blog there.

The PocketMod is a new way to keep yourself organized. Lets face it, PDA’s are to expensive and cumbersome, and organizers are bulky and hard to carry around. Nothing beats a folded up piece of paper. That is until now. With the PocketMod, you can carry around the days notes, keep them organized in any way you wish, then easily transfer the notes to your PDA, spreadsheet, or planer.

I read about the eMachine Shop in this month’s edition of Wired Magazine. What you do is use the Autocad software on their site to design specs for equipment that you want them to build.

*Want to build a hybrid Fender/Gibson guitar made from fiberglass? *Gears for a one of a kind robot? *A one of a kind security system?

Allegedly you don’t have to have any experience with design. Very cool.