Dunkin Donuts
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I post this to make a point, a well known point amongst men. If a fat chick has no tits there’s no point in banging her. Big Chick, big tits - part & parcel

Glowing stuffed animal sex
Originally uploaded by Black Glenn.

I was wildly disappointed by the Lisa Guerrero pics in Playboy. +rolleyes+

You spend so long wanting something and then you get it and it is such a letdown. C’est la vie +shrug+

1) Dude, did I not get the fucking memo or what because apparently retarded people are now being referred to as “Intellectually Disabled” (ID). I was reading an article in ESPN the magazine about Johnny Knoxville’s new movie called “The Ringer” where he pretends that he’s “INTELLECTUALLY DISABLED” in order to compete in the Special Olympics. The first time I heard the ID phrase used was in that article. Whatever.

2)”Self-employed model” Jasmine Grey is dead. Never heard of her until I went to FUBAR and read about her. She had some nice tits, but really is was indistinguishable from the rest of the teenage/early 20’s self-employed models out there. Your cans will be missed Jasmin

3)Rachel McAdams, the meanest of the Mean Girls in that Lindsey Lohan movie, got caught running around topless. Hooray! Pasty A-cup titties!

When Attack Santas Get Tired
Originally uploaded by j-sin.

Michelle es de Upata… Quien quiere mudarse?
Originally uploaded by jmaldona.

I don’t think I’ve ever said this publicly before, but some women are only good for certain body parts. You can scrap the rest *rolleyes*

treo370_06May05
Originally uploaded by chicflick.

Oh look what I found! A guy on Flickr who takes pics of girls asses and other sexy body parts with his camera phone. Put him in the contacts list :-p LOL

Good God, if you ever feel depressed and want to get yourself to the point that you’re about ready to commit suicide just take a trip down to your local hospital pharmacy. Crying babies, feeble old people, sickly folks walking around with needles and shit sticking out of their arms looking 1 step away from death. Jesus H. Christ shakehead

I know I’m a little late to the party but who has seen the pics of Jessica Simpson’s new Nigga collagen infused lips? Fucking gross. Listen up my white friends, it’s better to keep your pencil thin lips then to get “Trout Mouth” and look like a fucking idiot. Just ask Melanie Griffith or Meg Ryan.

Just one man’s opinion, Meg looked a lot more do-able when she played the pixie/little fairy (not the gay kind ) angle instead of trying for the MILF look now that’s she’s past 40.

In other unrelated news I’m considering becoming a hater of all things Dave Chappelle because he went crazy and scrapped the 3rd season of Chappelle’s Show. Fucker.

Damn I love this shit

I am so scared that they are going to fuck up the video game rendition of Scarface.

Back when Grand Theft Auto 3 came out in 1999 I immediately thought “Damn, they shoud make a Scarface videogame.” But even though I wanted it I knew that the potential to fuck it all to hell was there. Has there ever been a good video game adaptation of a movie? Fight Club the Videogame was perhaps the shittiest. And there would be no forgiving anyone who fucked up such a cult classic such as Scarface, I mean NO FORGIVENESS. I would never buy any of your fucking games ever! Bastards.

Right after the E3 expo earlier this year when the first stills came out I was VEEEEERRRRRY concerned. The still were in a word: SHITTAY! The graphics looked like some garbage that Acclaim was known for putting out.

I haven’t heard anything in a while, but the new stills are making me happier. Of course, I’m sure that they’re either the PC or XBox 360 still which don’t do a god damn thing for me considering I have a PS2.

You’re a tiger!…
Originally uploaded by yakkoslw.

This is a “man.” *shakehead*

Gridlock
Originally uploaded by Black Glenn.

So, decided to “Think like a man of action and act like a man of thought” and finally do something that I had been mulling over for months: take a camera with me to work. Big deal right?

It’s not like I didn’t know this but my commute is really fucking boring. The most exciting thing during the whole trip (visually I mean) is a parts retal/mixing business called “Aba Daba” and they have a cartoon drawing of a genie inside their shop. Pretty funny.

Once again showing the brilliance of black & white photography (thanks Photoshop ) I was able to take a really boring fucking photography and at least make it somewhat visually appealing. In my amateur opinion anyways. WHATEVER.

Originally uploaded by President of the plastic models club.

I remember reading an article online a few months back (sorry, I know it’s bad etiquette not to link to it, but sorry I forgot ) that women kissing on each other in the club to get attention from guys was getting really passe.

I agree, what’s the big fucking deal. So what? Two chicks kissing. Anyone that has access to porn, aka anyone with an internet connection, has access to seeing girls doing a hell of a lot more than kissing one another .

Besides, most of these girls are teases. They are not going to bring another girl into the bedroom for a threesome. They will be like most women, whom when you propose the idea will ask you why they are not good enough for you and why you want another woman.

There seems to be this stereotype about crazy people that they stink. They stink because, well, they don’t bathe. Is this true? Have any of you met any crazy people, and I mean certifiably crazy, that bathed and groomed regularly? I’m curious in knowing if the stereotype is true or not.

Notice how I just asked if the “stereotype” is true? A stereotype by definition is a broad generalization that may be true in some instances and not in others. So instead of a stereotype I guess that I’m asking for verification on this theory.

I certainly won’t disagree with the “crazy people stink” theory. I’ve only met one certifiably crazy person in my life and he used to be my neighbor.

Back in 2000 I was still in school and late in the summer this guy in his 40’s moves into the apartment below us. He seemed normal at first. He introduced himself to both myself and my roommate and seemed normal for the msot part.

Then as time went on we noticed that he started looking really sick. He lost a lot of weight, was really pale and started spending a lot more time in his apartment. Then we noticed that he started shuffling around like sick people shuffle. So we thought he was just physically ill.

Then of course there were the “Incidents.”

Incident #1: I came back to school from a weekend at home. A police car was parked across the street and when the police officer saw me walking up to my apartment she came over to have a talk with me. It was then that she informed me that one of our neighbors across the street had called the cops on Crazy Neighbor (CN) because he was crawling underneath her car looking for “bombs”. It seems that CN was a Vietnam vet and was having a little flashback.

Incident #2: A single mom with 2 kids moved into the upstairs apartment right next to ours (she later moved out with a very ugly & fat boyfriend, but that’s another story). About 2 months after she moved in CN was crawling around under her car in the middle of the night claiming to look for bombs or whatever.

At the end of our lease term I was moving out and on the last day the property management people sent someone over to inspect the place for our final walkthrough. CN had not renewed his lease either, however, because he was crazy did not bother to actually move out of his apartment. I never found out what happened but I sure it was mighty entertaining.

So where does the “stink” part come in. Well his apartment spelled like piss. A lot of piss. The cop who talked to me after Incident #1 told me that she checked out his apartment and there was all sorts of used medical bandages all over the place, so hygeine was definitely not a concern.

I hope to never meet another certifiably insane person, but the odds are against that happening

So we went to see Frank Caliendo @ Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco last night. I thought it was okay, my wife thought he was really good.

The 1.5 hour show was emceed by a black guy who goes by the name of Jasper Red. The house announcer said that he had been featureed on Comedy Central’s “Premium Blend,” but sorry I had never heard of him.

Jasper did a 15 minute set and then turned it over to some Asian guy who I’ve never heard of and whose name I don’t remember. It was around this time that I spilled Vickie’s “drink” all over the table.

We were sitting along the wall and they had set up an elevated shelf sort of thing that’s built into the wall and put barstools along the shelf so you sit there and put your drink or food along the shelf. I reached around to put my drink down and Vickie had put her “drink” right in the path of my elbow. I really shouldn’t call it a drink, it was a cup full of ice with a pitiful amount of flavored liquid included to make it seem like we were getting a soda.

And I also had my question answered, “How do they verify that you adhered to the 2 drink minimum?” The answer: as far as I could tell they can’t. Not unless the waitress is going to hound you and tell you that you need to buy another drink I don’t see how they would have verified that I bought my two drinks. Oh, and those cups full of flavored ice that they served us? 4 dollars. Most expensive ice I’ve ever had, and I’ve been to plenty of ball games where I’ve ordered a soda.

Frank Caliendo did a 45 minute set where he did most of the impressions that he is known for: Bush 43, Clinton, Jim Rome, John Madden and Casey Kasem (as Shaggy from “Scooby Doo”). Most of the set was devoted to Bush 43 and Madden. IMHO the Madden jokes kinda fell flat after the first 5 minutes or so but he kept going to them throughout the last half of the set. The Bush 43 bit was funny and he did that for the first 10 minutes or so and then abandoned it (which was a good thing, because it had run it’s course).

That’s enough about Frank. What really got me was watching the crowd react to the jokes. Maybe it’s me, maybe I just don’t know what’s funny but the people in the crowd were just falling over themselves and cracking up. It was one of the easiest audiences to make laugh that I’ve ever seen. I came in a frame of mind that I wanted to laugh, but you would have thought that all of the comics were the funniest men alive if you had never heard of them before.

But hey, what do I know. Opinions are like as……

Meow
Originally uploaded by David Wulff.

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I had Honeynut Cheerios for breakfast again today, just like I normally do. I followed that up with 2 caps of Xtreme Lean (Rite-Aid knockoff of Xenadrine) because I’m going to the gym in a couple of minutes. I have to go early this morning because we’re going to see fat assed Frank Caliendo in San Francisco tonite. He better be funny.

I’ve been taking a look at the stats forthis website which of course have gone down because of infrequent posting. So I wonder who reads this anymore. Most of my hits are coming from Google (of course) and they’re all searchng for things tha I posted during the (VERY) brief time that this was a link blog. I also noticed that my Google page rank dipped from a 6 to a 5. Oh no! Heh.

Look for podcast #6 late tomorrow evening.

Some of you may be wondering what exactly happened to the whole “Projct Black Book” thing. I will tell you exactly what happened. The book made it to Royal Oak, Michigan successfully where it was then sent on to the Netherlands. The guy received it and then proceeded to not do anything with it for about 6 or 7 weeks. I mailed him and he made up some excuse about “I’m busy,” blah blah blah. Said he’d mail it. Haven’t heard anything since.

There’s $15 down the motherfucking tubes. I am not happy about this.